One night Little Timmy was lying in bed. In the stillness of the night, a full moon slowly passed through the window, reflecting into Timmy’s tired eyes. Through the window, suddenly, a Terabasaur jumped inside the bedroom. Timmy screamed and wet his bed, “AHHHH what the fuck!” Terabasaur said, “muhahaha You look delicious boy!” Timmy said “fuck you! I’m not your boy.”
An owl flew to the scene and perched by the window, “Whooo whooo. This doesn’t look goood.” What will Timmy dooo?”
Terabasaur grabbed Timmy and tossed him in his mouth like a mint. Its tongue was gray, wet, and bumpy with tiny blades on the surface. Just as it was about to bite down, Timmy yelled through its yellow teeth, “eww gross! It stinks here. Don’t you brush your teeth?” The owl looked at Terabasaur with big judgy eyes.
Terabasaur’s face blushed red and suddenly became insecure, “I don’t know any dentists that accept my kind.” Timmy said, “Oh I’m sorry to hear that. Must be tough to be refused dental care. You know there’s a dentist down the street. They accept everyone, even the owl. He doesn’t even have teeth. Isn’t that right Owl?” Owl nodded his head and gave Terabasaur a card. Timmy continued, “They do fantastic work.” Terabasaur was so pleased with the news. He put the card in his pocket and then ate Timmy.
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Arya Salehi his a life coach, organizational change consultant, speaker, and podcast host.